Guys!! True Blood Season 4 premieres 2morrow!! So naturally, I spent the month of June having a Season 1-3 marathon. And I’ve come 2 the conclusion that Bon Temps is the most alt place in the world! [at least continental US]
Guys!! I just watched the pilot 4 ‘teen wolf’ because I heard it was relevant + has indie music. And I wanted 2 give MTV a chance 2 redeem itself after ‘skins.’ I have mixed feelings. But now I think the werewolf is the ‘it’ meme of 2k11.
once upon a time, in 2005, i relished the opportunity 2, after a long, grueling day in private catholic middle school, go home + spoil my mind with the greatest television show known 2 mankind: the o.c.
MS. MASRI OR: HOW I LEARNED 2 STOP CONVENTIONALIZING + LUV THE HIPSTERS
we all have that 1 great inspiration that set us on our path of greatness. 2 some it may be our math teacher ms. honey or wendy peffercorn the sexi lifeguard or even our big bro zooey. regardless of who it was, we pseudo-hipster trojans here at hko learned from the best.
what did u do by the time u turned 40?!?!?! yeah i know ur probz not even 20, but think of everything u have done so far in ur sad, pathetic lyfe + double it. i don’t give a shit who u r, u come nowhere near the bb god [+ by god, i mean sofia coppola]
from an undisclosed location— so i know i said i would never report on hood crimez, but when u mess with HKO, u will pay!!! maybe not in a monetary sense, but u will 4eva b humiliated on pseudo-hipster social networking cites.
that hussy kate just ruined the dreams of millions of gurlz [ + boyz] around the world. i hope u know that british women + the queen h8 u. london only has room 4 1 kate [via k moss]. #h8rs_gonna_h8. but ur so prtty, bb + u r nice 2 kiddies so u must b a good person.
i just watched ‘weird science’ 4 the 1st time. i truly have no words. maybe bc im not a 13 yr old boi who goes 2 skewl with rdj.
regardless, my devotion 2 god [via sofia coppola] has taught me 2 always see the good in lyfe. u can gain knowledge + happiness from everything, yall. even 80s movies that dont make sense. so here r the 10 things i learned from ‘weird science’:
scott mescudi [via kid cudi] kicked off his new tour with ‘chip tha ripper’ last nite at the hollywood palladium. u probs think it was really mainstream, but there were a lot of underground ppl there. literally. i’ve never seen so many foul ppl in such a small place at 1 time b4. ewwie!!!!!
coachey is in a week!!!!! but 4 conventional usc bitchez who don’t know the likes of cults or YACHT they instead went 2 all the free musiks on campus this weekend. there was even a hipster babie. that’s right, some1 did the impossible.
UNICORNS R REAL BUT LUV IS NOT [UNLESS UR A CORPSE]
in 2008, a lil film was made 4 $6 million + it only made $3,849 in america. this lil film has unicornz without horns, a dumb bitch, niagra falls, + 1 of the most successful men of the past year. now ur curious, aren’t u?
hipsters get a bad rep 4 being ‘dirty’ or ‘lazy’ or maybe even ‘smellie.’ if u think these things, maybe u r confusing hipsters with the crust kids of america. but at usc no 1 rlly cares if u have a good ‘personality’ or what u ‘think’ unless u look good + hawt. so here is how 2 b an alt, hipster hottie:
guess what yall? the oscarz r 2nite! now i know theyre rlly mainstream, but i just luv movies ya know what i mean? + j franc is co-hosting with that hussy who was a princess + sold her soul 2 the devil or sumthing
hey yall, so 2nite im going 2 the bestycoastyy + wavves concert. best coast is my fav lo-fi, fuzzy semi-underground ‘buzzband’ bc she’s chill and likes cali4nia, boyz, + weed. she’s a cat luvr like me, so she has my indie r.e.s.p.e.c.t. + no one else in the band matters.
so in film skewl i’m taking a class on john hughes- screenwriter of the 80s glory + mollie ringring’s weird daddie/hornie creeper figure. we just watched ‘prtty in pink’ which i used 2 like as a kiddie. why? i dont know. it sux.