GIRL TALK, I SCREAM
so last night ½ of hipster knockoff went 2 the girl talk concert
greggsie was so bugging out + crazie [via confetti, balloons, + giant, nylon, peen-shaped color columns]

when i got home i found a handful of confetti in my bra
the best kind of souvenir yall!!!!!
5 finger discount
but n e wayz gregsie throws the best hipster dance parties
if ur trying 2 win hipster bingo then u should go 2 a girl talk concert

it was a blackout [via 2x entendre]
when greggsie finally appeared all pandemonium broke loose.
i dont think these exist, but it was like what i imagine 2 b something like going 2 a bieber concert + having the jo bros, slut cyrus, backstreet boyz [circa 1998] + the spicy girlz [reunion part ii] all show up as ‘special’ guests + do a cover of a stevie wonder song mashed with rb’s ‘friday’

don’t listen 2 ke$ha, greggsie is the ultimate + ORIGINAL dance commander
partie on, u children of the alt, partie on