▲HIPSTER▲ KNOCKOFF

R U AN 'ALT' TROJAN?
NO UR PROBZ NOT BC USC IS 2 RELEVANT + MAINSTREAM
[VIA FRAT BROS, OJ SIMPZ, + LUVIN COLLEGE/FIGHTING ON]
DON'T WORRIE UR ARROGANT LIL HEAD, HKO BRINGS U
THE UNDERGROUND 'BUZZ' IN SOUTH CENTRAL
MINUS HOOD CRIMEZ

RB RUINED MY FAV DAY [VIA FRIDAY FUN]

the superhuman tweenie gurl that is rebecca black should b sued.

she recently did a conventional cover of rudebrat’s dubstep song ‘friday.’

who does she think she is?

then she did an acoustic cover of nick jonas’s song, also called ‘friday.’

srslly who does she think she is?

c’mon gurl, he’s trying 2 shed his disney boi band image, ur not helping, rb.

i feel bad bc u can barely even hear him over the shrill, pre-pubbie gurls who all coincidently think they r going 2 marry him 1 day. 

+ u can barely hear her over the shrill pre-pubbie gurl sound that is coming from her mouth.

i recently learned that she’s making bank on her shittie movie/song. 2 bad i didn’t have parents who were willing 2 shamelessly whore me out 4 fast cash. 

after rb became infamous, she got bangs, as if trying 2 go the ‘alt’ route. i dont like that. she even made a twitter account. her bio says: “Just a 13 year old who loves to sing and Fridays(; Account official Twitter Official Rebecca Black.” 

what type of sick joke IS this? if her account gets verified, i’m going 2 kill twitter’s version of zucky.


also simon cowell said her ‘song’ was ‘catchy.’ + ark factory has spawned rb jrs [via alana lee + abby victor]. utube is not the place 2 boost ur pre-pubbie self esteem. thats what tumblr is 4, duh.

maybe im just bitter. i mean, rb is a tween goddess [sans charlie sheen]. although i’m sure he’d take her. child porn seems 2 be the next logical step in both their lives.

the world is gonna end. this is the apocalypse. every lil bitch who thinks she can sing as well as katy perry or lady gagz is gonna make a shittie movie on utube + tweet j beaver + try 2 do a duet with him [via middle school d8ing]

personally my fav part of the ‘friday’ video is rb’s freak friend in the pink dress.

the awkward brace-faced dinkie dances [via swaying back and forth] + has a vacant look on her face. lil alt bitch.

r u looking forward 2 the weekend?

is friday ur fav day?

is sunday the most alt day? [via ambiguous beginning/end of the week]

do u wish you had an uglie friend who cant dance but will support ur failing tweenie boppin career?

who does the best version of ‘friday’?

Notes

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