coachey is in a week!!!!! but 4 conventional usc bitchez who don’t know the likes of cults or YACHT they instead went 2 all the free musiks on campus this weekend. there was even a hipster babie. that’s right, some1 did the impossible.
or if ur like me, u just went to springfest 2 see mischa barton stand in the crowd of pseudo hipster freshman awkwardly wait until rooney played the 1 song they knew.
+ rekindle 9 yr old crushes of michael moscovitz + that fly kid from ‘the virgin suicides’
i was surprised they were actually good live. i mean i should have known from past performances [via princess diaries + the oc]. regardless, i saw my first coppola in the flesh. im not really a stalker or n e thing, i just luv me sum of “the most famous hollywood family.”
i should really take notes since 1 day soon i will b helping the francos build their way up 2 that status of success/obsession [via making 1 exception + letting davie’s seed infect my ovaries]
but robbie was great/drunk/making the family proud!!!!!!! he has successfully established himself as the west coast hipster jesus.
here’s hoping he + jason will do a bro duet <3 <3
that will be featured in a sofia ‘movie’ [via collection of images set 2 amazing music that makes it way in2 a 2 hour narrative]
but really i just luv the whole family.
except 4 nic cage.
he lost all respect when he lost the name. clearly the shakespearian maxim only applies 2 star crossed luvrs not failing movie stars.
now he is just doomed 2 shittie wizard + scavenger hunt movies. + has no money$$$$$$$.
robbie kept the name. he’s not balding prematurely.
a crime against the family.
but while doing intense research on robbie i read sumthing quite unsettling on his imdb:
“During post-production of The Princess Diaries (2001), he decided to changed his name to Robert Cage in honor of his talented actor cousin Nicolas Cage, but the change could not take effect as promotional material had already been finalized, so the name Robert Schwartzman remained. He has also taken another name change to Robert Carmine, in honor of his grandfather Carmine Coppola who was a music composer, and also to divide himself from his acting career and musical career.”
there r 2 many talented coppolas that i luv. i cant pick 1 as my fav so i will just dedicate this tribute 2 the whole family [minus nic cage. thomas mars can take his place instead. luv u, phoenix/sofia babie daddie bb!!]
remember the song ‘mambo nr 5’?? well this is ‘coppola nr 2 many’:
a lil bit of roman in my lyfe
a lil bit of francis by my side
a lil bit of sofia’s all i need
a lil bit of carmine’s what i see
a lil bit of jason in the sun
a lil bit of robbie all nite long
a lil bit of anton here i am
a lil bit of u makes me ur fan!!!
<3 <3 <3